Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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