dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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