He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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