Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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