sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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