i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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