This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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