Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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