Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
We had sex on a dog bed..
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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