So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
