Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Randomize
