Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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