get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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