I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He keeps bees of course he's weird
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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