At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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