Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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