i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
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