i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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