Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Randomize
