even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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