if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Randomize
