Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
He? As in you personified your dick?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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