What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
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