I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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