This house was built for laser tag.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
He did a backflip because drugs
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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