i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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