I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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