I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Randomize
