College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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