youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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