belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
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