dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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