Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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