This is not my ceiling
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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