once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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