go do what you do best...puke behind churches
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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