idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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