ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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