youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
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