When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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