This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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