please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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