after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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