so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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