I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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