Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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