ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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