Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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