Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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