my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
