dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
When did we convert life to cartoon?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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