just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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